I once compared Swedish people to the residents of The Axiom in Pixar's WALL-E (2008). Ida's eyes shot open as if I was her only believer, professing she had had the same thought. Sanity filled the room.

From having to teach the Cool Kids Comedy Club's pub-crowds to clap at binary questions to enduring guidance staff who "don't have all the answers;" It feels like I'm surrounded by lobotomy patients. Why is everyone so incompetent?

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